Contest
Write a caption for the punchline below and win a Shea's T-shirt and baseball cap in the color of your choice (as long as it is white). Write all new captions and win a pupp (pitifully underpriced prize package). Submit your caption.

Stay tuned ladies and gentlemen!
We have a winner!! Out of the thousands of caption submissions, one was judged especially clever and superior!!!
Check this page soon. Thanks to everyone that sent in a submission.

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